I’m self-sufficient. When my dish is empty, I take it to be refilled.

And, if it doesn’t get refilled fast enough, I use it as a toy. It makes noise when I keep picking it up and dropping it. It gets refilled soon enough.

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Oh, hi! Today is my half-birthday. I am six months old. That’s like 3 1/2 in human years. Where’s my cake?

Seriously, where’s my cake?

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This is me after I got fixed two weeks ago today. I didn’t think anything was broken.

I want to sue Bob Barker. It’s all his fault. He’s the one who was always saying to fix your cats and dogs. I think it’s cruelty. I was alone, away from my family for a whole day. And stuck in a cage after the surgery. I don’t like it at all.

My hair still hasn’t fully filled in from the spot on my leg. Where can I find a lawyer who will represent a Chihuahua?

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